Stand Up Comedy Abdur: Anggota DPR Sudah Gila dari Awal - SUCI 4
Summary
TLDRThe transcript captures a passionate speech advocating for truth and justice, highlighting the importance of education in democracy. It humorously critiques the Indonesian political landscape, pointing out the futility of spending vast sums for a slim chance in elections. The speaker emphasizes the need for unity and inspiration, urging the audience to vote wisely and not to abstain, as every vote counts. The script also includes lighter moments discussing the preference of head lice for clean hair and ends with a humorous anecdote about a 'success team' at an election booth.
Takeaways
- 😀 The speaker humorously introduces himself as a potential presidential candidate, highlighting his courage to speak the truth and defend the weak.
- 🙏 The speaker expresses gratitude to the audience, emphasizing that their laughter and presence are the spirit that fuels the performance.
- 🗣️ The speaker criticizes politicians for their empty promises and the deception of the public during the reform era, urging the audience to be discerning.
- 🏆 The speaker points out the futility of spending large amounts of money for a political position with a low chance of winning, likening it to a bad investment.
- 📉 The speaker uses the metaphor of a horse race to illustrate the low probability of winning a seat in the DPR, suggesting that people should focus on more meaningful activities.
- 📝 The speaker recounts a personal anecdote about his experience as a candidate in 2014, where he faced challenges due to the lack of a photo on his campaign materials.
- 👁️ The speaker discusses the importance of education in ensuring a fair democracy, as an unequal education system can lead to an uninformed electorate.
- 🙅♂️ The speaker discourages the audience from abstaining from voting (Golput), arguing that every vote is a voice that contributes to the future of Indonesia.
- 🏆 The speaker humorously describes the stress of losing an election, despite being part of a 'Tim Sukses' (Success Team), highlighting the irony of the situation.
- 👨🏫 The speaker receives advice from Felix on how to manage stage presence and speech, emphasizing the importance of breathing and mental composure.
- 🐛 The speaker shares a piece of trivia about head lice, noting that they prefer clean hair over dirty and cannot live on a bald scalp.
Q & A
Who is Ah Abdul mentioned in the script?
-Ah Abdul is a person from the East who is part of a community in Malang and studies there. He is humorously declared as a presidential candidate in the script.
What does the speaker emphasize about being brave and defending the weak?
-The speaker emphasizes the importance of being courageous to speak the truth and defend the weak, which is a sign of strength and integrity.
What is the significance of the phrase 'assalamualaikum warahmatullah barakatuh' used in the script?
-The phrase 'assalamualaikum warahmatullah barakatuh' is a traditional Islamic greeting that conveys peace and blessings upon the listeners.
Why does the speaker say that every laugh from the audience is important?
-The speaker values the audience's laughter as it serves as a source of motivation and spirit for the performance, emphasizing that it's not just about competition but also about inspiring and uniting for a harmonious Indonesia.
What is the speaker's view on politicians post-reformation?
-The speaker criticizes politicians post-reformation for deceiving people with unfulfilled promises, focusing more on gaining power through coalitions rather than finding solutions for the country.
What is the issue with the election process mentioned by the speaker?
-The speaker points out that the election process is flawed because it doesn't take into account the education level of voters, which can lead to an uneducated vote being equal to an educated one, thus potentially undermining democracy.
Why does the speaker say that spending a lot of money for a political position with a low chance of winning is foolish?
-The speaker argues that it's irrational to invest heavily in a political race where the odds of winning are as low as 8%, comparing it to betting on a horse with a low chance of winning in a race.
What mistake did the speaker make during his campaign for a legislative position in 2014?
-The speaker made a campaign mistake by distributing name cards with a photo for his campaign, but the actual voting process did not require photos, which led to confusion among the illiterate voters.
What advice does the speaker give to someone who is nervous about public speaking?
-The speaker advises taking deep breaths before going on stage to control the heartbeat and not let nervousness dominate the mind, ensuring a calm and composed delivery.
What is the humorous claim made about lice in the script?
-The script humorously claims that lice prefer to live on clean hair rather than dirty hair, and they cannot live on a bald person's head, which is a playful way of emphasizing cleanliness.
Outlines
🗣️ Political Satire and Inspirational Message
The speaker, introduced as Ah Abdul, delivers a satirical and motivational monologue. He humorously declares himself as a presidential candidate and criticizes politicians for their broken promises, using the metaphor of a horse race to illustrate the low chances of winning seats in the Indonesian parliament. He emphasizes the importance of education for a healthy democracy and encourages the audience not to abstain from voting, highlighting that every vote counts. The speaker also touches on the importance of transparency and the absurdity of certain political practices, such as the distribution of candidate photos that are later not required for voting. He ends with a call to action for the audience to be the change they wish to see in Indonesia.
📞 Advice on Stage Presence and Personal Hygiene
In this segment, the speaker receives advice from Felix, presumably a mentor or coach, on how to manage stage presence and nerves. Felix suggests focusing on breathing techniques to control heart rate and mental state before and during a performance. The conversation then shifts to a lighter topic, discussing head lice and the common misconceptions about their preferences for clean versus dirty hair. The speaker uses this opportunity to share a humorous anecdote about head lice not being able to live on a bald person, adding a touch of comedy to the advice segment.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡Inspiration
💡Democracy
💡Politicians
💡Coalition
💡Investment
💡Elections
💡Education
💡Abstention
💡Success Team
💡Public Service
💡Persuasion
Highlights
Ah Abdul is introduced as a candidate with a brave heart, ready to speak the truth and defend the weak.
The speaker emphasizes the importance of unity and a shared dream for a more harmonious Indonesia.
A critique of politicians who deceive the public with unfulfilled promises is presented.
The speaker humorously compares the election process to gambling on horses with low odds of winning.
A call to action for the audience to be discerning and not be swayed by televised debates.
The absurdity of spending large amounts of money for a political seat with a small chance of winning is highlighted.
A personal anecdote is shared about a candidate's campaign strategy involving photo cards that were later deemed unnecessary.
The importance of education in ensuring a fair democracy is discussed, with a focus on the power of the vote.
The speaker encourages the audience not to abstain from voting, as every vote represents hope for Indonesia's future.
A humorous take on the stress of election campaigns and the irony of 'success teams' that may not succeed.
A lighthearted moment where the speaker discusses the cleanliness of hair and the preference of lice for clean hair over dirty.
A comedic note on the preference of lice not to live on bald heads, providing a quirky piece of trivia.
The speaker receives advice on focusing on breath control to manage nerves before speaking on stage.
The value of quality over quantity in speech is emphasized, with a tip on how to command attention.
The significance of standing with confidence and the impact it has on the audience is discussed.
A closing remark on the importance of architecture in life and the appreciation for the knowledge shared.
Transcripts
Ayo kita lagu panggilkan aja komik yang
berasal dari timur tapi dia berkomunitas
di Malang dan berkuliah di Malang
langsung kita panggilkan saja Ah Abdul
saya memantapkan hati menjadi capres
Monica Karena saya tahu saya orang
berani berani mengungkap kebenaran
Berani membela yang lemah dan Cavani
kita coba saya enggak berani berani uh
uh assalamualaikum warahmatullah
barakatuh teman-teman Terima kasih tanpa
kalian semua kami ini tidak berarti
setiap tawa kalian yang ada di ujung
materi itu adalah Semangat bagi kami ini
semua bukan masalah tentang kompetisi
atau komentar para juri atau merebut
juara untuk menjadi MC
Hai Ini semua adalah tentang inspirasi
bersatu dalam satu mimpi untuk Indonesia
yang lebih harmoni teman-teman sudah 16
tahun kita tetapi dalam reformasi ditipu
oleh para politisi yang katanya berikan
bukti bukan janji tapi begitu ada tangis
seorang minor dipelosok Negeri Mereka
sibuk mencari koalisi bukan solusi
makanya teman-teman daripada sibuk
nonton mereka yang debat di televisi
lebih baik datang kesini bisa cuci mata
ada konteks ini teman-teman ada 6608
orang yang berebut kursi di DPR RI 560
Kursi ini berarti satu orang itu cuman
punya peluang menang Delapan persen
Delapan persen memang tidak semua tapi
ada orang yang menghabiskan uang banyak
untuk mendapatkan posisi ini
pertanyaannya sekarang
adalah orang gila Mana yang mau
menghabiskan uang banyak untuk investasi
yang peluang dia kalau ada 92 persen
orang giamana makanya kalau ada yang
bilang anggota DPR itu gila teh mereka
itu sudah berada di awal dari awal 92
persen kalau dalam balapan kuda itu
berarti Kita bertaruh pada kuda yang
Giting kuda yang lain Tuhan jangan lupa
cuci gudang tertutup aw tutup aw
tiba-tiba sudah di Laut saja peluang
Delapan persen menang kalau dalam
permainan catur itu artinya Kita cuman
pakai biddua kuda2 kuda itupun satu kuda
liar jalannya tidak l tapi Dul lompat
pembatas 7
[Tepuk tangan]
29 seperti ini teman-teman karena Bapak
saya itu jadi caleg di 2014 kemarin
beliau buat kartu nama bagus sekali
lengkap dengan foto seperti Ursula
potong poni begitu Kemudian beliau bagi
ke seluruh masyarakat Kampung beliau
pagi besok pagi besok pagi begitu KPU
data untuk sosialisasi ternyata di surat
suara tahun ini itu tidak ada foto Caleg
tidak ada Bapak saya langsung stres Iya
karena kalau tidak ada foto Caleg itu
Bagaimana masyarakat di sana mau memilih
masyarakat disarankan rata-rata masih
buta huruf dengarkan memilih huruf
abshar Batam Gunung Krakatau saja mereka
pikir ama Alif teman-teman menurut saya
selama pendidikan di Indonesia tidak
merata demokrasi kita akan selalu rusak
karena suara seorang Profesor dengan
suara seorang preman sama-sama di
itu suara orang yang memilih Karena
analisa dan suara orang memilih Karena
dibayar sama-sama dihitung satu Makanya
teman-teman jangan ada yang Golput
karena kita semua yang ada di sini data
yang ada di rumah adalah harapan
Indonesia agar orang-orang yang sudah
gila sejak awal tidak terpilih di Pemilu
tahun ini biarkan mereka gila sendiri
Iya dan teman-teman yang lebih gila itu
ganti adalah Tim Sukses di posko
pemenangan ketika kalah mereka bisa
stres hanya gara-gara nama Tim Sukses
tapi gagal posko pemenangan tapi kalah
Aduh Mama Sayange ini seperti berzina
tapi halal izin apa yang halal webro
kemade cabe sebersih dilokalisasi
Astagfirullah cepat salat tobat salah eh
tenang Kemaren waktu Bayar tuh saya
sudah potong luas representative Sabil
Terimakasih salam
Hai terima kasih paling konon Abdur
Telepon Felix materinya keren satu saran
buat kamu fokus pada nafas Kemudian pada
saat kamu masuk ke panggung Ini ambil
nafas panjang buang untuk bisa mengatur
detak jantung kamu supaya dia tidak
tidak jadi detak jantung kamu tidak jadi
mendominasi mental dan juga apa ya cara
kamu berbicara gitu ya karena terasa
sekali tunduk duduknya itu aja tips dari
saya materi sih Wah kamu keren banget
terima kasih ke Felix ya Hah itu
kualitas Jadi bukan hanya kuantitas itu
kualitas mungkin saya hanya pengen
ngomong itu aja dan ketika kita berdiri
disana bukan hanya mempunyai arti itu
Duri kit diri kita tetapi punya arti
untuk
orang Maka itulah arti sebuah kehidupan
dan kamu mendapatkan architecture terima
kasih terima kasih road Oke about us
about ini keren banget gangguan ngerti
kenapa dia Wales asek asek gitu Hehehe
boleh John Abdur Malam ini saya mau
kasih kamu ilmu tentang kutu rambut
semua buat Babe bukan watjono nah kutu
rambut itu lebih suka tinggal di rambut
yang bersih dibanding rambut yang kotor
tetapi kutu rambut itu sama sekali tidak
bisa tinggal di kepala orang yang tidak
memiliki rambut alias botak jadi itu
ilmu yang saya mau turunin ke kamu
secara temen saya yg
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